AISubs v3.7
Yadaman, Takasa, Diozo, Toshimitsu, Mushime Yada, Gyokuo, Kaiza!
A little while ago, we did a soccer-style project, and we became so muscular that we couldn't believe it.
That's amazing.
No matter how much it is, I'm shocked.
After all, I usually move by car or elevator too much, and I feel like I'm not using my own legs anymore, so I'm going to use the project a little more and train my legs and waist again.
- Train your legs and waist! - I'm sure you only move your body during shooting.
That's right, and shooting is the best way for us to work hard, isn't it?
So we brought a project like this this time so that we can at least make it into a project like that.
The team that climbs the stairs the most in three hours is the winner!
Yes, the rules are the same as before, but it depends on whether you can take pictures or not.
- Well, now, these three people are the team that loves AV. - Yes, it's the same as before.
- And those three people are the team that loves sex. - Oh, I see.
- You've been chosen. - Me, me, me, me!
- I'm not here. - The three of you are not drinking.
- It's started. - Drink it!
- Is that possible? - What are you talking about?
- Is that possible? - In three hours, you'll climb a lot of stairs and count the number of steps.
- But this time, you can't do it in a designated area. - Oh, I see.
- It's a public place. No one will say anything to you even if you climb up here.
As long as you can turn around the camera, it's okay.
- So it's one and a half now, so we'll meet again at four and a half. - Four and a half!
- Yes, I understand. - Let's get started right away.
- Did you just say it? - No, I didn't.
- Can I do this alone? - What?
- No, you all said it. - Can I say it because I don't think I said it?
- That's what you're talking about.
- Stairs. - Stairs. - Stairs. - Stairs.
- Okay, let's do our best and climb the stairs!
- Isn't this Tetris' power?!
- How was it? - What's up with you? - You said it.
- Nice go! - Nice go! - Tetris' power! - You broke it. - You broke the camera.
- Stex, Zasuki, Chamber! - First, we're at Okazaki Park. - Yes!
- Let's go up these stairs. - Let's go!
- And... four... five... six... - No, no, no! - ...seven... - That's your personal number!
- Okay, we're in. - We're in!
- And now we just have to send them these stairs. - Got it!
- This is pretty big, isn't it? - Big pedestrian bridge! - Pedestrian bridge! - Let's go! - Okay!
- What's up? - It's exactly 100! - Okay!
- Hey you! Wait a minute! - What?! - What?! - What?! - What are you doing?! - Are you going down the stairs to climb up the stairs?! Is it gross?!
222!
OK!
But you know what?
One pedestrian bridge over there
and a photo of that pedestrian bridge over there
have been sent to us.
We're screwed.
Let's go back to the car and think about it.
Let's pick it up.
Pick it up?
It's cheap!
OK!
Let's pick it up.
It's cheap!
Pick it up.
It's hard to climb.
It's crazy.
Let's go.
Hello.
I'd like to take a video of the stairs of Okazaki Castle.
I'd like to count the number of stairs.
Shall we go inside?
Yes, please.
The water has stopped here.
If you can't climb the stairs,
you don't have to take the luggage.
Thank you!
It's nice!
Go! Go! Go!
It's high!
We climbed the stairs.
It's pretty high.
Can we take a look around?
No, you can't.
Let's go down.
Let's go.
AV!
I love you!
Of course.
You said you love AV, didn't you?
I'm embarrassed.
I'm embarrassed, too.
So, it's team "I love you, AV".
Yes.
We've come all the way to the west.
Oh, no. It's an airplane.
Let's go in between the airplanes.
Yes.
So, we've come all the way here.
Yes, we have.
Go, go, go.
Thirty, thirty-two.
Thirty-two.
It's thirty-two.
It's a waste if we get off here.
So, let's go back and go up from the opposite side.
Yes.
I want to see the other team's stairs first.
If we crush it, it will be huge.
Don't you think we'll go to a shrine?
I've just thought about it.
Yes, there is no elevator in a shrine.
Yes, yes, yes.
Huh?
Look at them.
Huh?
They must be using the stairs over there.
Let's run up and look at the pedestrian bridge.
I think we should run up and look at it.
They must have taken all of this park.
Here we go!
Yes!
It's amazing.
It's 171 steps just by this pedestrian bridge.
It's pretty hard.
It's hard.
I'm starting to sweat.
Oh, no. It's a spiral staircase.
Wow!
It's hard.
A spiral staircase.
Can we go up there?
I want to go up there.
Is a spiral staircase that special?
It has nothing to do with me.
It has nothing to do with you.
Is it working properly today?
It's a little buggy.
It's still a little buggy.
What kind of bug is it?
It's bad for your health.
It's a little bad.
It's split in two.
It's scary.
It goes up like this and like this and like this and it happens on the other side and it happens on the other side.
Den-chan, come up from there.
Yes.
One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine.
Nine.
Please count nine.
One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine.
Yes.
How many?
Fifteen.
Yes.
Let's go up together.
I'm going to ride a bus.
Oh, good.
It's written on the bus every time.
About three times.
You can't ride a non-step bus.
Eight.
That's amazing.
Forty steps with just this.
That's amazing.
One step is thinner than the other one, so six steps are good.
Oh, that's good.
This kind of stairs are the worst.
That's right.
This is good.
It's better not to be thin, so it's the opposite of humans.
It seems to be quite common.
There is also a pedestrian bridge over there.
Let's cross the river and attack the river stairs and pedestrian bridge.
Yes.
There are stairs to get down to the river on the other side.
Pig, pig, pig, pig, pig.
Can I count it?
Yes, you can.
Can I count it?
Why are you doing this?
What are you doing?
I'm afraid you're going to count it with excitement.
I saw the "centre" table yesterday.
I came in front of the station.
I'm going up all the stairs around here.
Yes, let's go.
Go.
Alright, we went to my recommended reading shrine
Yeah
By the way, it's been an hour and we spent 520 yen
Oh
We still have 2 hours left
It's steep
No, oh
This much?!
It's not that steep
No, I remember it being really steep
This is steep
Isn't it too steep?
It's too steep
This is a good staircase
This is beautiful
Look at this
The stairs right next to the escalator are kind of seductive
It makes you want to climb up the stairs
With that kind of seductive feeling
We're going up these beautiful stairs
Wow, it's so easy to climb up!
It's so easy to climb up!
The railings are beautiful, too
Was this place built recently?
It was built recently
And this place is said to have cost 300 million yen
It looks like it's selling well
Oh
It's really expensive
It's amazing
Okay!
We passed 600 million yen!
We did it!
Wow, it's a really good staircase
This is the best staircase
It feels good, doesn't it?
It's wide, too
You can see the terrace by the river
Let's go!
700 meters!
Let's go!
If we fail this challenge, we will lose
Let's go!
You can do it!
I don't think I can do it
I can't do it!
You can do it!
It's hot!
Wow!
We did it!
Are you Shikimoku-kun?
I'm Suigara-kun
We did it!
We can do it!
Goal!
Overwhelming goal!
Are you okay?
I'm sweating a lot
It's gross!
Wait for me!
I'll help you!
1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11
It's like a marathon!
I think we made two mistakes because we were too fast
Why?
I'm curious about this hole
It's scary!
What is this?
Don't try this at home!
It's scary!
Ah! Night shot beam!
No, why?
- There might be a staircase inside. - No way.
- There are murderers living in this house. - Yeah.
If I kill someone, they'll probably come here.
- Yeah. - I found a good place.
I don't know if I can go in, so let's not go in there.
- I want to climb up the stairs every time. - Oh, good.
- It might be a hindrance. - Oh, I like this staircase.
- It's cost-effective. - Oh, I like it.
- Taisho, go, go, go, boing! - Ta-dah!
Nice!
- Good job. - Thanks for your hard work.
There are a few more stairs from here.
It's a shame, so let's run and climb up one more.
- Dash? - Dash.
- Dash and climb up? - Yes.
- Taisho, go, go, boing! - Yes!
Go!
We don't have to run here.
Oh, there it is!
- You can do it! - We're running out of energy.
Last one!
- Oh, no, oh, no, oh, no! - You're too slow!
What was that?
- I'm starting to get it. - Oh, oh, wait a minute!
- Oh, wow! - Wow, wow, wow! What is this secret staircase?
- You found it well! - Isn't this crazy?
- This staircase is the only secret staircase. - This is a secret staircase.
- Taisho, go, go, boing! - Taisho, go, go, boing!
- Ta-dah! Oh, no! Wait a minute!
- It's early. - It's early, isn't it?
- It's about time, isn't it? - Oh, no!
- It's dangerous! - One, two...
- It's not a staircase, but a downward staircase. - Wait a minute...
- It's dangerous in here! - Are you okay, Hiroshi - tan-ken-tai?
- It's dangerous in here!
- There's a caterpillar.
- Hey, it's Setsuya! Hey, it's Setsuya!
- I'm just a random dot in here.
- Taisho, I'm wondering what's in this broken piece of wood.
- There was a legendary piece of wood like this.
- Don't touch me.
- Hahaha!
- Don't say, "I'm scared, I'm scared, I'm scared" - Hahahaha!
- I'm talking about whether there is or not - Hahaha!
- Word is bad - Hahaha!
If you turn around the field
- There are a lot of stingy would-be - Ahhhhh!
If you make it up, everyone will say something like this, would-be
- Hahaha! - I have retired from the gym
- I'm going to be a bonus fighter here - Alright!
- This is the starting point, right? - Yes
- If you go down so far, you can win one round - Yeah
- That's right, and you'll win three in two rounds - Like this
- Like this... - Yeah, you can do it.
- You can do it. - Like this...
- This is one step, right? - Yeah, one step.
- Let's do two steps. - Two...
- Should we stop here? - No, we can still do it.
- We can still do it? - Yeah.
- So if we go up now, it's three steps, right? - Can we do it now?
- What a waste of time. - Yeah, but wouldn't it be better if we could get our feet wet first?
- By the way, you should take off your sandals. - Huh?
- By the way... Isn't it better if we take them off? - Hahaha!
- I think this is fine. - Yeah.
- Ah, it's cold! - But it's better if we take our feet off.
- Yeah, it's better if we take our feet off. - Yeah, it's better if we take our feet off.
- Like this... - Whoa!
- Whoa!
- That's dangerous! - Should we stop here?
- Don't go out yet. - It's too dangerous for you to go out now.
- Okay, five steps. - Okay, let's go.
- Okay. - Okay.
- Oh no, it's slippery and I'm burning! - No!
- No!
- Ahh! - Hahaha!
- I told you to be careful! - One...
- No, two... - No, no, it's from there!
- Three... - Three...
- Four... - Four...
- Five... - Five...
- Six... - Six...
- Seven... - Seven...
- Eight... - Eight...
- Oh, wait, what's this? - Oh, wait, what's this?
- Nine! - Nine!
- I thought I could only do three, but I managed to do nine! - Wow!
- This six-ball is big! - Yeah!
- Okay, okay! - Okay!
- Hahaha! - Hahaha!
- This is difficult! - Hahaha!
- What are you laughing about, Ikuto? - No, isn't this funny when you go in?
- You're pretty used to it now, aren't you? - Hahaha!
- You're pretty used to it now, aren't you? - You're pretty used to it now, aren't you?
- Hahaha!
- When you say it like that, everyone will think so! - Hahaha!
- You're pretty used to it now, aren't you? - You're pretty used to it now, aren't you?
- No, it was amazing! Seriously... - Seriously...
- I felt really good! - You're gonna get beat up!
- This thing happens, huh... - This thing happens, huh...
- He's a high school student like me, so he's always being cocky... - Hahahahaha!
- He doesn't change at all! - Hahahaha!
- Look! - Looks good!
- Looks delicious! - What's that?!
- Wow, it's blueberry! - It's good for your eyes!
- Blueberry, right? - Blueberry and bowling are good for your eyes!
- Why?! - Hahahahaha!
- What's wrong with you?! - Hahahaha!
- It's surprisingly good! - Is it good?
- It's surprisingly good! - It's a little sour, right? - It's a little sour, right?
- I chose the most beautiful one! - I don't know, but it's really good!
- I'm sorry for the seeds only!
- There's no one who gets angry by throwing away the seeds!
- Hey, don't throw away the seeds!
- It's not bad! - Don't throw away the seeds!
- You're trying too hard!
- You! What do you think you're doing?!
- You're trying too hard! - Don't call me "trying too hard"
- Don't call me "trying too hard"!
- I feel like trying too hard now! - Hahahahaha!
- I don't feel like I have a chance!
- Desu, do you want me to go and buy something? - Oh, yes!
- Go and buy one for me!
- I'll go and buy it!
- It's my first time, and you're so kind! - You're kind, but...
It's not like we're saying it to the camera like that.
It's a speed that we can't enter.
Oh, I bought it. Thank you, Doshimitsu.
I also bought water.
Thank you.
Seal, treasure scandal, round gold.
You're wearing it all now, aren't you?
I bought it all.
All of this.
Take off your wet clothes.
How do you take it off?
It's like this.
That's why I look at it while thinking about it.
That's right, isn't it, Tetsuya?
That's right.
And you're wet underneath.
These are pants.
These are the only pants I have.
Is this correct?
But I'm embarrassed.
I can't accept it.
You're so funny.
I've been thinking about the color of my sandals.
If it's two-toned, no one will think about it.
We can't go up the stairs.
Shall we go?
Come on, go up!
If you climb this staircase, you'll be in front of me.
It's so cool.
I like it.
The sacredness is different when you're climbing.
Look at this.
This is cool.
You can pay 100 yen per month.
Shall we go with you?
Let's go.
Put 100 yen in it.
Disinfect the alcohol.
Can I go in?
It's dangerous.
You're funny.
You're cute.
We're at the last staircase.
It's been 30 minutes, so let's go up and go home.
Let's go home.
Rabbit!
Was there a rabbit point?
It's over in time.
Let's go home.
There's an Instagram pie over there, so let's take a picture.
If it's a girl, it might be sexy.
Like a camisole.
[Laughter]
Wow, it's done!
It's done!
We made you wait for it.
You should have waited for 20 minutes.
[Laughter]
That's what I thought.
Please mix it well.
It's good.
It's really good.
Let's go over there.
Let's go up the stairs.
It's been a while since we went up the stairs.
It's been a while since we played a game like this.
I kind of remember it now.
Let's go up the stairs.
Wow!
It's done.
Let's go.
Okay.
One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten.
Let's go up the stairs.
Let's take a taxi and go back to the parking lot and change into a car.
We've changed into a car.
Okay.
Before we got in the car and headed for our destination, we thought we had to sell it, so we stopped by.
Okay.
"The shame of the journey is worth it" insight!
What is this worst title?
This is a bit of a coincidence, right? It's 380 yen, and I found it like this in a place where there is no package or anything.
It would be nice if you were an old lady.
This kind of thing is quite funny and interesting.
For the time being, I say insurance, but it will never come off.
Yes, yes. The company's junior, who was excited about the no bra, no pants, bare face room haircut and didn't suck his tongue until the departure, is also here.
It's wonderful. This is a relatively new one.
This is absolutely necessary in order to climb the stairs.
Stairs.
It's already been an hour, isn't it?
There is not much time left.
There was a place where I really wanted to go, and on the way there, if the destination is here and we got in the car around here,
it's the worst.
It's the worst.
Besides, I have nothing.
Once you come here and go there again.
But on the contrary, there is no time to look at it.
That's right. It's only three against one.
Three against one. Which one is strange? "Journey's End" or "Irise" and "Cutting Bread"?
Wow! Wow! It's sweet!
"Journey's End" is "Irise", isn't it?
Wow! I'm going to "cutting bread" while looking at it!
Wow, we're at a deserted place now.
We're at a deserted beach.
At the beach...
Ah, is it okay for me to do it in a place like this?
- I'm going to get in people's eyes... - Are you going to do it?
Just now, my boobs were like...
No!
No, no!
- No, no! - No, boss!
It's 4:15 now!
Oh, no! It's over in 15 minutes, but we've arrived at our destination!
Boss, we have to go home at 4:30.
It's not good for you to do nothing.
I'll put you in about 5 minutes.
If you lose in rock-paper-scissors, for 5 minutes,
go around the stairs and come back.
- I definitely want to win. - I definitely can't lose.
It's normal for Kumi-chan to be a little erotic.
Yeah, it's fine.
It's better for me and Toshimitsu to lose.
- No problem. - Let's go!
- Okay! - Rock, paper, scissors, go!
- Yes! - No!
- Rock, paper, scissors, go! - Rock, paper, scissors, go!
- Yes! - No!
- Damn it! - Let's go!
Okay!
2...
3...
4...
5...
6...
7...
8...
9...
10...
(He is looking at me...)
Hey!
There are expensive stairs here!
I'll go as far as possible!
Okay. Can you wait for me?
Okay.
Watch out! Watch out! Watch out! Watch out! Watch out!
Munen!
Let's go home!
We're back!
I think you've already seen the video itself.
We're going to announce the results of the lottery.
Let's see who won and who lost.
Aren't you guys playing?
Huh?
You're getting on my nerves.
It's a waste of time if we don't do anything else.
There's no choice.
We have to win.
We have to do this as a result of what we've earned.
That's right.
We paid a price to win the stairs.
It was written in ASE, too.
I'll announce it now.
Yes!
The number of stairs for the sex-loving team is...
One thousand and two hundred and eight!
Oh!
I see.
Yes, yes, yes.
What do you think?
You said one thousand and two hundred in three hours.
It's only about four hundred in one hour.
That's right.
We had to move.
You were using a car at first, weren't you?
Didn't you lose a lot of money?
We lost a lot of money.
We've found a way to earn money by walking.
Just by walking one step, we can earn about one hundred steps.
No, we can earn more.
We can earn more.
One hundred and fifty steps.
So we've earned a lot of money there.
Yes.
In the end, we drove a car for a while, but we've earned a lot of money by walking.
Yes.
So I think we've got a good result.
Can I announce it now?
Yes.
The number of stairs for the sex-loving team is...
Eight hundred and ninety-six!
Thank you very much!
Were you guys playing?
You guys were playing, weren't you?
Why did you take a picture of the money?
It can't be helped.
From this result, I think we lost because we played properly.
That's right.
The loser can only say it in the music video.
I don't know.
It's the same as wearing a mask.
Even at that time, we went up the cliff.
This time we went all the way down and up.
Awesome!
We went all the way down and up.
Was there a staircase?
There was a staircase in the middle of it.
It was pretty tough.
We took off our clothes and went up the stairs.
We enjoyed training our bodies like this, so let's forget about it.
When we use it in the future, we want to continue our journey of today.
Let's all move in Tezuya's car.
There's a monitor in the back, so you can see it.
I couldn't see Toda Makoto's video because I didn't have time.
I'd like to watch it again and resign.
His eyes are different.
Goodbye.